1. Ink doesn't bring sexyback. He IS sexyback.
2. Ink counted to infinity - twice.
3. Ink was about to send an email when he realized it'd be faster to run.
4. Ink can satisfy a woman by pointing at her with his finger and saying "Booya"
5. Ink's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Ink will not take shit from anyone.
6. That's not an eclipse, that's the sun hiding from Ink.
7. Don't even ask. Ink is always serious.
8. Ink has slept with the girl in your sex dreams.
9. If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Ink says its beef, then it's fucking beef.
10. Ink did that to Michael Jackson's face.
11. Ink doesnt teabag people. He potatosacks them.
12. Ink is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
13. If you see Ink fighting a bear, don't help Ink, help the bear.
14. Ink won a staring contest against his reflection.
15. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Ink and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
16. Ink can speak Braille.
17. Ink sleeps with a night light. Not because Ink is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Ink.
18. When Ink gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
19. A unicorn once kicked Ink. That is why they no longer exist.
20. Ink doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.
22. Ink...End of Story.
23. Ink divides by zero.
24. If you misspell "Ink" on Google it won't correct it, it just says you have 10 seconds to live.
25. Deaf people did not exist until Ink was asked to speak a little louder at the McDonalds drive through.
26. Once a cobra bit Ink's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
27. Ink once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
28. Ghosts are actually caused by Ink killing people faster than Death can process them.
29. When Ink jumped into the ocean, he didn't get wet, the water got Ink'ed.
30. Ink is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
WIP, more to come.
Feel free to PM if you make/come up with any!
2. Ink counted to infinity - twice.
3. Ink was about to send an email when he realized it'd be faster to run.
4. Ink can satisfy a woman by pointing at her with his finger and saying "Booya"
5. Ink's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Ink will not take shit from anyone.
6. That's not an eclipse, that's the sun hiding from Ink.
7. Don't even ask. Ink is always serious.
8. Ink has slept with the girl in your sex dreams.
9. If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Ink says its beef, then it's fucking beef.
10. Ink did that to Michael Jackson's face.
11. Ink doesnt teabag people. He potatosacks them.
12. Ink is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
13. If you see Ink fighting a bear, don't help Ink, help the bear.
14. Ink won a staring contest against his reflection.
15. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Ink and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
16. Ink can speak Braille.
17. Ink sleeps with a night light. Not because Ink is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Ink.
18. When Ink gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
19. A unicorn once kicked Ink. That is why they no longer exist.
20. Ink doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.
22. Ink...End of Story.
23. Ink divides by zero.
24. If you misspell "Ink" on Google it won't correct it, it just says you have 10 seconds to live.
25. Deaf people did not exist until Ink was asked to speak a little louder at the McDonalds drive through.
26. Once a cobra bit Ink's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
27. Ink once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
28. Ghosts are actually caused by Ink killing people faster than Death can process them.
29. When Ink jumped into the ocean, he didn't get wet, the water got Ink'ed.
30. Ink is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
WIP, more to come.
Feel free to PM if you make/come up with any!
